I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
the eleventh tribute • [1/3] speeches.Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING! Now, the question for the hour is, “Who’s got the Pandorica?” Answer: I do. Next question: “Who’s coming to take it from me?” Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don’t have anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then!, do the smart thing… Let somebody else try first.
Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.
I have to admit there are perks to living somewhere in which your winter coat is just a Goretex shell with a big scarf. The worst part is the bleak and frequent grey days. I am so much less social in the winter because of that….
The omnibus edition of Patricia McKillip’s Riddlemaster trilogy is a book I return to several times a year, sometimes rereading in full, sometimes dipping into a particular scene then drifting away again. There are images from the story burned into my memory as if I’d lived them, yet the plot…
Inserts from Patricia A. McKillip’s 1979 Riddle-Master Trilogy, illustrations by Darrell K. Sweet (click for full resolution)
—Patricia McKillip, Heir of Sea and Fire